CAN EM ALL
Get the game Weapons
Weapons: list, costs, and unlock order
The store screenshots show five hotbar slots: fists, bat, knife, pistol, and a gun. Later guides add an Uzi or SMG, an AK-47, a shotgun, a chainsaw, a rocket launcher, and a flamethrower. I am not assigning letter grades.
Prices that exist, and names that drift
canemall.site prints three weapon prices: Chainsaw $1,000,000, Shotgun $5,000,000, Automatic Turret $1,000,000. A pistol ammo line of 70 rounds is marked as one purchase, not a magazine size for every gun. Bat, knife, pistol, Uzi, AK-47, rocket launcher, and flamethrower have no price I will repeat. GamePretty's bat and pistol prices conflict with the other pages, so I leave them out of the table.
Uzi and SMG are the same slot under two names. RPG and rocket launcher are the same disagreement. The mail route uses the Uzi name for When Money Was the Problem and the AK-47 name for Excellent Work. Melee does not use ammo. Guns do. The chainsaw is described with a fuel limit. The flamethrower is tied to smoked cans, which also need the $100,000,000 Smoked Meat node.
Full table
| Weapon | Cost | Ammo | Unlock | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fists (Steel Fist) | — | none | Available from the first day | 1 source |
| Baseball Bat | — | none | Upgrade Tree | 2 sources |
| Knife | — | none | Upgrade Tree | 2 sources |
| Pistol | — | 70-round supply shown in one purchase example | Upgrade Tree | 2 sources |
| Uzi / SMG | — | — | Upgrade Tree | 2 sources |
| AK-47 | — | — | Upgrade Tree | 2 sources |
| Shotgun | $5,000,000 | — | Upgrade Tree | 1 source |
| Chainsaw | $1,000,000 | fuel-limited | Upgrade Tree | 1 source |
| RPG / Rocket Launcher | — | — | Upgrade Tree | value omitted |
| Flamethrower | — | fuel-limited | Upgrade Tree | value omitted |
| Automatic Turret | $1,000,000 | consumes ammunition; ammo capacity upgradeable | Automated Defense node in the Upgrade Tree | 1 source |
FAQ
What is the best weapon?
I do not publish a tier. The unlock that matters for mail is Uzi then AK-47. The unlock that matters for a pile of bodies is whatever still has ammo.
Where is the turret?
In the same table, under weapons. Its page-level discussion is on the automation guide.
Sources
- Steam screenshot of the hotbar — checked 2026-11-06
- canemall.site weapons — checked 2026-11-06
- Whisper of the House — checked 2026-11-06
